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Post by Stam on Tue May 20, 2014 2:17 am

lmao

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Post by Hazy on Tue May 20, 2014 7:38 am

Stam wrote:lmao

use your super admin powers to show us what he posted

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Post by Stam on Wed May 21, 2014 6:50 am

I can't sadly. He asked us if any of us have had sexual feelings towards a family member, e.g. A sister.
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Post by Hazy on Wed May 21, 2014 8:31 am

Stam wrote:I can't sadly. He asked us if any of us have had sexual feelings towards a family member, e.g. A sister.

Not surprised, fucking snot nosed paki cunt.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Stam on Wed May 21, 2014 8:57 am

In his email address it says he is called aqib

his parents must really have hated him, silly inbred nigger
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by mccalledin on Wed May 21, 2014 1:11 pm

Keep up m8, everyone knows he's Aqib.
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Post by tuna che culo on Wed May 21, 2014 3:38 pm

yeah sexual feelings toward 2nd cousin i think was the example he used and it was slyped

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slyped

just made it up, hopefully catches on worldwide
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Post by Stam on Wed May 21, 2014 6:07 pm

mccalledin wrote:Keep up m8, everyone knows he's Aqib.

when did this happen ffs
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Post by Hazy on Thu May 22, 2014 12:06 am

Stam wrote:
mccalledin wrote:Keep up m8, everyone knows he's Aqib.

when did this happen ffs

when he was born in some toilet in palestine
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Hazy on Thu May 22, 2014 12:10 am

ayyyyyyy do really high count for the drunk thread? cos thats what i am right now fuckin lazy bum day and my workaholic girlfriend has the day off so we chillinnnnnn

i have a joke for everyone!!!!!

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of trousers???
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Stam on Thu May 22, 2014 3:22 am

I don't know, why mikey?
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Stam on Thu May 22, 2014 3:23 am

Also did gfaqs die or is it just me
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by mccalledin on Thu May 22, 2014 4:28 am

Is it in case he gets a hole in one?
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Post by Hazy on Thu May 22, 2014 7:15 am

mccalledin wrote:Is it in case he gets a hole in one?

nah man, it's cos he's a fookin wanker
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Post by mccalledin on Thu May 22, 2014 7:57 am

That was honestly worse than gunners joke about liverpool fans.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by W-racecar-M on Thu May 22, 2014 8:20 am

I found Liquid's First and last name and his facebook. I found his college.........but i'm not gonna post it because that might be against the law
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Claude on Thu May 22, 2014 9:50 am

it warms the heart seeing that awful slimy paki cunt getting so much abuse, deserves it the fucking disgrace
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Stam on Thu May 22, 2014 10:01 am

W-racecar-M wrote:I found Liquid's First and last name and his facebook. I found his college.........but i'm not gonna post it because that might be against the law

The only laws here are mine and Matt's and that is a perfectly legal action to do, so go ahead and post it bruv, we're all friends here
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by TheSappy1314 on Thu May 22, 2014 2:56 pm

He's Aqib Rami and he goes to Stony Brook. He hated his sister at a point and his father encourages his FIFA playing. His mother is younger than her husband and they met in uncomfortable circumstances. The rest is history.

We know everything.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Claude on Fri May 23, 2014 10:12 am

great thread, think this is my 2nd time legitimately using it

y'all are cool
even deese, just need to Cool It and turn down the hostility man yeeeeeeesh not necessary, we're all good
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Claude on Fri May 23, 2014 10:13 am

the paki and mentally deficient spastic nfe are the only ones deserving of spite tbh

and hardman sometimes, but yall are hard on him when he provides alright bants every now and then
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Stam on Fri May 23, 2014 10:18 am

thanks
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Hazy on Fri May 23, 2014 2:24 pm

Claude wrote:and hardman sometimes, but yall are hard on him when he provides alright bants every now and then

he's such a try-hard tho
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by TheSappy1314 on Fri May 23, 2014 2:55 pm

I revolutionized joint rolling tonight, and I will share the method with you, because I need to document it before I forget about it in the morning

Ingredients:
Plastic Straw
Joint paper (RAW preferred, Bambus/Zig-Zags not)
A pair of scissors

Procedure:
- Grab a straw and cut it in half so its only slightly longer than the strip of joint paper
- using the straw as a solid frame, hold the paper and the straw with your thumb and index finger, roll it until only the adhesive side is the only part exposed
- Lick the adhesive and finish rolling the joint. You now have a perfect non-wrinkled cigarette. but there's no substance in it!
- Pick your crushed salvia/tobacco/weed/meth/paper/idk with your left hand and hold on to the end of your straw with your right hand.
- Slowly pull the straw out of the joint paper, while dropping the substance in the other end. Do this slowly and carefully as to not let the joint lose shape.
- If you want to take the risk, leave part of the straw at the end to serve as the roach, cutting the rest off because you don't need it. Just be mindful to not smoke the plastic, (hence: throw it away before you reach the filter/roach). Otherwise just pull the straw all the way out when you have enough substance in the joint and you have yourself a machine made cigarette.

Smoke responsibly you fags. (that's kind of a pun right?)
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Stam on Sat May 24, 2014 10:48 am

yes sephi
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by LiquidFuze on Sat May 24, 2014 5:04 pm

fukn shiete kekkkk
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by LiquidFuze on Sat May 24, 2014 5:11 pm

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