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Post by TheSappy1314 on Sat May 31, 2014 11:53 am

Get in their head, use your schlong

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Post by TheSappy1314 on Sat May 31, 2014 11:55 am

Went out the other night with a girl I like. She started craving wine so we walked to the liquor store. Closed. God why do they close them so early (11pm). Got a 6 pack of shitty wine coolers because she approved of them. (why do women like smirnoff ice?) Made out for what seemed like 10 minutes. Ended up being 2 hours long. Couldn't even hit third base. What a shame

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Post by LiquidFuze on Sun Jun 01, 2014 2:24 pm

TheSappy1314 wrote:Went out the other night with a girl I like. She started craving wine so we walked to the liquor store. Closed. God why do they close them so early (11pm). Got a 6 pack of shitty wine coolers because she approved of them. (why do women like smirnoff ice?) Made out for what seemed like 10 minutes. Ended up being 2 hours long. Couldn't even hit third base. What a shame

Not everyone on this board is American and knows baseball, so you should probably explain what third base is
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:30 am

I didn't know its an American analogy
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Post by tuna che culo on Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:58 pm

no one else plays baseball
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Post by mccalledin on Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:16 am

He already referred to bases. He doesn't need to embarrass himself more by explaining it.
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Post by Hazy on Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:34 am

>girl started craving wine
>buys boxes of wine
>makes out for 2 hours
>girl leaves

lmfao
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:00 am

"boxes of wine"
nah. It's this shit http://www.bevmo.com/Media/Images/ProductImagesFull/69474.jpg
not worth $1 each

And I was at her place. I left
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:08 pm

I want to apolotize to everyone that has interacted with me today on the gfaqs board and got annoyed by all of the long ass paragraphs. I took adderall so I can catch up on my coding and I naturally started feeling a little down because I had so much will power to do something and no one to talk to (tragic I know), so I basically spent the better part of my day/night chatting with people on Facebook and writing on the GFaqs board.

You'll be happy to know I finished my app, got paid, going to play in a football tournament tomorrow, and then get drunk. So now that I got that out of the way, I can rest easy. Goodnight/Good morning everyone!
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Post by tuna che culo on Sat Jun 07, 2014 5:22 pm

glad youre ok
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Post by Hazy on Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:23 pm

good time to be sephi, eh?
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:33 am

I feel like a god. But this feeling will only last so long
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Post by Hazy on Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:48 pm

it only lasts until you realise you're a faggot

congrats on the app btw
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Post by Mafewww on Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:36 pm

My life is really good right now and I just wanted you guys to know m

Also reading that back, autocorrect really helps cod that's only about 50% the sane as what I originally wrote.

But yeah
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Post by Gunner on Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:27 am

TheSappy1314 wrote:Went out the other night with a girl I like. She started craving wine so we walked to the liquor store. Closed. God why do they close them so early (11pm). Got a 6 pack of shitty wine coolers because she approved of them. (why do women like smirnoff ice?) Made out for what seemed like 10 minutes. Ended up being 2 hours long. Couldn't even hit third base. What a shame
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Claude on Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:17 pm

still hilarious
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