Joke Topic

My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.

I smiled back at him, "Yes," I replied, as I put them up my nostrils.

Clicked on this expecting a racist joke.
Was not disappointed.

lol

if only they didnt keep perpetuating these stereotypes

im sure im not the only one that asks for punjab beats in the taxi just to fuck with them. they arent bad when you're half cut anyway

Disappointing display from the Ethiopians at this London Olympics.

I bet in four years time they're going to come back hungrier than ever.







The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events.    

10/10

I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics,

But then if they could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.

>implying i can take a joke
>implying they werent getting caught on purpose to leave littlegreyrainland for tropical paradise

Doctors in Australia have diagnosed a new condition which they are calling "Olympic finger". Symptoms are pain in the index finger caused by repeated scrolling down to see Australia's medal tally.

Oh lawd @ the Aussie jokes XD

the second one flew right over my head

i still havent watched a second of the olympics

dat patriotism