I feel left out, reading the stuff on the FIFA board. Let's have Bantz here

[TheSappy1314]

Let me put my 2 cents for some things, since I can't post or comment

1. To the guy who posted "Iniesta to Norwich", I would reply, "You spelled Snodgrass wrong, and that already happened"

2. I would like to start a petition to let that Jordan kid into our secret community, if it means getting rid of Gunsy.

3. Val has to stop damning the board for selling the overrated Mata. Salah is years younger and is the only player who can play on the right. He'll be on the bench for a while, but watch him prove all of you wrong when it comes time to play rotation. Salah comes from a background of fast counter attacking play(Mourinho's system) while Mata comes from a background where the strikers comes back to collaborate with the midfield (Rafa's system). Willian and Salah came in because they can play the Di Maria role, while Hazard and Schurrle can play the Ronaldo role (big ask, I know). Oscar has the responsibility of playing the Ozil role, where all he has to do is serve as a second striker to leave space open for Eto'o to capitalize. It only looks like Oscar is shit and lightweight, because he always has two or three players marking him at a time, yet he still scores and assists goals (Gunner actually said this once).

[Mishona]

I wanted to Bantz all over your sister m8

[TheSappy1314]

I wanted to Bantz all over your sister m8

[Mishona]

for 2


This board is pretty dead to be honest and it's not the success we all hoped it would be

idgaf who comes here

[TheSappy1314]

I was kinda kidding. I don't know who that kid is, or if he has potential to be a t3rra or a Liquid. But If our secret FIFA community overloads accept him into our society, then so be it. I rather be here than there anyway.

[Mishona]

I didn't think this was a society.

I thought it was a bunch of dudes sharing full on homo-erotic manlove for one another.

I hope I wasn't mistaken

[TheSappy1314]

we can arrange for that to be true Papi-shona

[Deese]

So racecar told this gamefaqs user to randomly PM me and I've convinced him that racecar is a hacker and that he's going to need to change all his passwords now he's PMed me. I want to take a screenshot but can't work out how to show the whole message chain

[Mishona]

Hi Deese

Long time

[Deese]

Been a while yeah

[TheSappy1314]

well, how about we do a compromise.

All of us (everyone who reads this post) floods Racecar's inbox..with requests to see the pic of Liquid that he has.

Yeah, I don't know how that counts as a "compromise", but I do want to see the picture

[Mishona]

Paint + lots of Screengrabs


I long to see these PMs

[Deese]

I'm on my phone bruv

[Mishona]

Man, techonology Deese days

[Deese]

Oh ho ho yes!

[LiquidFuze]

A few remarks. FIRST OF ALL,

So racecar told this gamefaqs user to randomly PM me and I've convinced him that racecar is a hacker and that he's going to need to change all his passwords now he's PMed me. I want to take a screenshot but can't work out how to show the whole message chain

Wut? He did that to you too? I did the same thing, convinced the guy who sent the message that we was accidentally part of a huge hacking conspiracy and told him "not to answer the phone" for the next few days.


Second, Jordan is your alt Selphi. Jordan is Gunner's name, are any of you really so stupid that you think someone has a new account that just happens to be named after one of the regs? It's Selphi because the account is recent, he's probably behind Rael Lanister too.

Third, no one is having sex with my sister. Everyone needs to stfu. I made a joke to exaggerate how terrible waking up in the morning, going to work and then coming home and watching a Liverpool game and being able to look in the mirror is (no offense Claude). Gothic is not fucking my sister, my father is not fucking my sister, and I am certainly not fucking my sister. You freaks.

[Mishona]

Gothic is not fucking my sister, my father is not fucking my sister, and I am certainly not fucking my sister. You freaks.

Lol

[Deese]

Are you serious? I didn't even know he'd PMed you no wonder he was so gullible

[Claude]

I made a joke to exaggerate how terrible waking up in the morning, going to work and then coming home and watching a Liverpool game and being able to look in the mirror is (no offense Claude).

m8 you need to fucking cut it out then, it's in literally every single topic. Ridiculous obsession.

[W-racecar-M]

change your avatar

[TheSappy1314]

I love Claude's avatar.

And In my Gfaqs career, I have made 3 alts, (gseph, Sappy, and softman)

1. Sappy got banned because you (or someone) reported me

2. Sephi is in purgatory because you (or someone) reported me, and it shares the same IP as sappy

3. softman got banned/suspended because it shares the same IP as the other two.

So tell me, genius, how can I be maintaining not one, but two alts, when

1. My IP is blacklisted on the gamefaqs server

2. I've already used up all of my email adresses (I have one left but I don't want to use it for anything but work)

[Claude]

change your avatar

It's okay I miss Stewart Downing too

[W-racecar-M]

put henderson

[W-racecar-M]

this place is getting a little TOO active

[mccalledin]

Almost as active as liquids sis'. Eh lads?

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