we have an intern at work

this might be hard to believe but im actually busy as fuck at work these days

yes im typing this from work

but i havent got as much time as i used to so i need some inspiration

we got an intern and i was hoping to do the whole 'go buy us a bottle of elbow grease' deal with the poor kid

any suggestions for things i can get him to do?

unrelated - wouldnt mind some new emoticons, i should mention that in the welcome thread

oh look at that, no more tit points

shame

Depends what do you do? Also what type of bloke is this? Is he clued up or is he a spastic?

Got rid of tits as they literally serve no point whatsoever, might put rep points instead? (Users can vote your posts pos. or neg. and these will have a pos./neg. reflection on your point total)

Haven't had the time to do emots, been at work from 9am, or until 1am as of late, so been knackered. Hoping to get them sorted for Sunday/Monday, depending what I'm doing.

Get the intern to fist you.

i work in hr but i guess just general office stuff

i wasnt genuinely disappointed about the points btw lol

ill try and gauge how into the fisting thing he'd be

what is you job? send him to other colleges to find out what they do.

i nearly fucking got him to go to the servo to buy headlight fluid but my fuckwit manager walked in as i said it and laughed and gave it away

Tell him to get the breastplate stretcher.

Also, is there some moderately fit bird at your office?

yesssssss my dream girl

she is like 28. looks the part. looks like shed be a bit of a hardarse and she is i guess but i like that. shes smart but also a complete fuckin goof which comes from nowhere and isnt really something youd expect. her voice is sort of raspy. shes an absolute fucking straight up alcoholic. we like the same shows and music. every time i learn something new about her i rage. also dat fucking ass.

but my gf is ok too i spose. they have the same name so CANT MAKE ANY MISTAKES THERE AHHAA

Good. Tell the intern that as an initiation or some shit (you can probably come up with something creative) he must shit in her handbag.

Shit. In. Her. Handbag.

I can not stress to you how fucking funny this is. I have seen this happen. I still laugh when I think about it.

tuna che culo wrote:but my gf is ok too i spose. they have the same name so CANT MAKE ANY MISTAKES THERE AHHAA

lol

Hazy wrote:I have seen this happen.

lol wat

the kid isnt a full blown autist or anything i dont think hes going to take a shit in someones bag after two days on the job lol

I'd shit in somebodies bag if you, and only you, asked me too, Jim!

how about you sticky my other thread because i asked you

ill keep that in mind though thanks

tuna che culo wrote:how about you sticky my other thread because i asked you

ill keep that in mind though thanks

Done, faggot.

you're a handsome lad

tuna che culo wrote:

Hazy wrote:I have seen this happen.

lol wat

the kid isnt a full blown autist or anything i dont think hes going to take a shit in someones bag after two days on the job lol

Lack of ambition, it is.

Ask him if he's going to the duck do.

He'll ask "What's a duck do?"

And you say "QUACK!"

Then point and laugh at him.

SCFC Connor wrote:Ask him if he's going to the duck do.

He'll ask "What's a duck do?"

And you say "QUACK!"

Then point and laugh at him.

lock it in eddie

AHA

the guy that used to do our who wants to be a millionaire was called eddie

and your userna-- yeah you get it

but yeah ill do it