5 Stages of Ultimate Team Grief
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5 Stages of Ultimate Team Grief
Anger
Lol. Fucking cunt. Using Mexican national team too. Your shitty team was getting wrekked by Panama as you were sucking off Hernandez in your parents' bedroom. I was playing with shitty lag and you still only managed 2 goals fuccking ass. Sure you spent many hours making your sweaty squad while i was fingering my ex you fucking Miguel prick.
Depression
FIFA sucks anyway. Especially Ultimate Team. Man i suck at this game, i should just quit. Seriously, I lose 1 in 3 games I might as well be Liverpool. I should stop making fun of Liverpool especially since Barcelona was terrible in everything except the league last season. And now Tito's gone, the heir to Xavi went off to Munich, Puyols getting old, Valdes is off to and nothing has been done for a new keeper. Also Neymars coming and I don't like him at all but I have to pretend to like him now because he plays for Barcelona.
Bargaining
Okay screw my team. Going to sell all my Valencia players and start with a new idea. Maybe CSKA Moscow? Or Swedish national team. But I cant afford Ibrahimovic damn. Maybe an all silver-team so I can get a hidden EA boost when i'm put against a fucking ManU-Chelsea hybrid. Yeah yeah that's real nice. Gonna do well in the next season.
Absolute Defeat
Lol 4-1, FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING ME WATCH EVERY REPLAY EVEN WHEN YOU'RE UP 3 GOALS YOU SON OF A GOATHERDER. OMG, IF I FORFEIT THE MATCH FROM THE MENU MY DNF STILL GOES DOWN WTF IS THE FUCKING POINT JUST GOING TO QUIT ALL THE WAY TO PSN MENU NAH FUCK IT JUST GOING TO TURN OFF PS3 AND GO ANGER-WANK OR SOMETHING
Lol. Fucking cunt. Using Mexican national team too. Your shitty team was getting wrekked by Panama as you were sucking off Hernandez in your parents' bedroom. I was playing with shitty lag and you still only managed 2 goals fuccking ass. Sure you spent many hours making your sweaty squad while i was fingering my ex you fucking Miguel prick.
Depression
FIFA sucks anyway. Especially Ultimate Team. Man i suck at this game, i should just quit. Seriously, I lose 1 in 3 games I might as well be Liverpool. I should stop making fun of Liverpool especially since Barcelona was terrible in everything except the league last season. And now Tito's gone, the heir to Xavi went off to Munich, Puyols getting old, Valdes is off to and nothing has been done for a new keeper. Also Neymars coming and I don't like him at all but I have to pretend to like him now because he plays for Barcelona.
Bargaining
Okay screw my team. Going to sell all my Valencia players and start with a new idea. Maybe CSKA Moscow? Or Swedish national team. But I cant afford Ibrahimovic damn. Maybe an all silver-team so I can get a hidden EA boost when i'm put against a fucking ManU-Chelsea hybrid. Yeah yeah that's real nice. Gonna do well in the next season.
Absolute Defeat
Lol 4-1, FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING ME WATCH EVERY REPLAY EVEN WHEN YOU'RE UP 3 GOALS YOU SON OF A GOATHERDER. OMG, IF I FORFEIT THE MATCH FROM THE MENU MY DNF STILL GOES DOWN WTF IS THE FUCKING POINT JUST GOING TO QUIT ALL THE WAY TO PSN MENU NAH FUCK IT JUST GOING TO TURN OFF PS3 AND GO ANGER-WANK OR SOMETHING
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Re: 5 Stages of Ultimate Team Grief
There's only 4
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Re: 5 Stages of Ultimate Team Grief
lol, of course you guys focus on the one thing not relevant
cunts
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the summer is strong in this one
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worst arsenal fan
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what makes you think im an arsenal fan?
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*facepalm*
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answer the question
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Cause u touch old l- ...nevermind
cause ur username ass
cause ur username ass
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what does my username have to do with any of this
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Re: 5 Stages of Ultimate Team Grief
UR USERNAME UR SIG UR AVATAR UR GAMEFAQS USERNAME UR GAMEFAQS SIG.
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yeah what about them
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@Gunner-they r related 2 arsenal
@Stam-Zenit isn't a team
@Stam-Zenit isn't a team
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no they're not?¿?¿?¿
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thats my ting boy
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why are hotdogs coming out of your pants against the laws of gravity, nigga?
Re: 5 Stages of Ultimate Team Grief
Stam wrote:why are hotdogs coming out of your pants against the laws of gravity, nigga?
thats his ting boy
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I don't no
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