Marry, Fuck, & Kill

Rules are simple.

1. Marriage means you'd live with the person until one of you dies. Sex isn't required, but you would have to be loyal to her, see her everyday and interact with her etc.

2. Fuck means you can have sex with this person whenever you want.

3. Kill the person, duh.

4. There are right answers and wrong answers. Answer correctly and get points. Include rationale if you wish.

Off we go, the first one will be easy.

Round 1

Queen Latifah
Eva Carneiro
Sansa Stark

by 'sex isnt required' does that mean they could refuse?

because i dont want to be blueballed by queen latifah for 30 odd years

tuna che culo wrote:by 'sex isnt required' does that mean they could refuse?

because i dont want to be blueballed by queen latifah for 30 odd years

Since this is the first round, I'll actually answer your question. Yes, like any other normal marriage, they can refuse sex. It's marriage, not a slave contract.

Also Queen Latifah recently came out as queen of the lesbians. So I doubt you would get much sex by marrying her.

fuck eva
marry sansa
kill fat cunt

i have now fulfilled every 13 year old chelsea fan's dreams and am the lord of winterfell

/thread

also my avatar is relevant

Marry - Eva (hot, knows how to give a good rub and is a Chelsea fan, what more could you want)
Fuck - Sansa ( ok she ain't bad looking, but marriage involve kids and she has the ginger gene so eww no Ty)
Kill - Queen ( she's fat, old, lesbian and overall annoying)

Marry Eva
Fuck Sansa
Kill Queen Latifah

stop killing my queen

Kill Latifa fucking hate her
Marry Sansa
Bone Eva

Okay, that's enough responses. Voting for Round 1 is officially over. Here are the results:

Kill: Queen L, obviously. Because although she is a voluptuous Black woman, she is a lesbian so sex would not be a viable option.

Marry: Sansa Stark. She is the key to the North, and whoever can wed her would have access to great power. Another plus, she has had her period so she can bear you a son to further consolidate the throne.

Fuck: Eva. I'm sure she's a nice girl, but would you really want to be married to a Chelsea supporter? I mean, the constant bitching and whining, look at what we have to go through on a simple FIFA board. Now add a vagina to that.

Point distribution is simple. 3 pts if you get all of them right. 1 pt if you get one of them right.

Leaderboard

Hazy: 3 (Well done)
Gothic: 3
sk00p: 1
Claude: 1
cheese: -1 (not only did you not get any right, you didn't even respond, one point penalty)

only a gay man puts latifa iit

LiquidFuze wrote:Fuck: Eva. I'm sure she's a nice girl, but would you really want to be married to a Chelsea supporter? I mean, the constant bitching and whining, look at what we have to go through on a simple FIFA board. Now add a vagina to that.

looool

why is this topic getting attention
it should even be allowed

nice to see you're doing your job then, admin

lol got modded for calling liquid a dumbass.but u cant really argue that point

I'd marry them all, fuck them all, then kill them all with the aids I'll give them.

Marry, fuck or kill: racecar, liquid, sk00p

this one is interesting because racecar is underage and liquid has aids

Okay hold on, no one else can submit choices. This is not part of the official thing, so no one vote. Gunner please stop heckling.

Round 2: MILF Edition
Sarah Palin

The lovely, illustrious, Madame Helen Mirren

Nurse Joy from Pokemon


Now this one is tricky, be careful.

fuck nurse joy because childhood dream
marry hellen mirren because childhood dream
kill the palin woman or whatever

i'm very hungover and this is a good remedy

fuck sk00p cos he has a tight bum
marry racecar...i will wait 4 u bby
kill liquid to stop countless mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS

also who deleted that same post ^

fess up u n!gga

u bitch nigga

aint nobody done shit you bitch ass nigga