Petetion: ban liquid

in my experience the whole special first time thing is a myth. it's always numbers with my mates

but they were pretty slutty in their day

standards don't mean shit.
I'm really particular about the women I date and the women I sleep with. But if a thin girl with a bubble butt and detestable feminist views starts flirting with me, I will sleep with her.

Women are hard, I dunno how you guys do it, make it sound so simple

relevant aziz ansari standup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoboKpx_3FA

The last three times I successfully picked up a girl, the girl came on to me. You just have to be at the right place at the right time,

And don't bring up your casual pedophilia.

This is going to sound dumb, but I'm very bad at reading signals from chicks. Like I do notice girls looking at me/towards my direction (often enough that it's not due to chance), but I've never been lucky enough to have a girl just walk up to me and hit on me.

And for the pedo thing, I was joking, clearly. I mean, I stand by the fact that girls in America physically develop at an earlier age. But it doesn't mean I'm rushing out to date/marry anyone underage. FFS, I work as a tutor for kids, I'm not proper mental or something.

If you want to hear something funny, my cousin back home, somehow got this notion in her head that she wants to marry me. Bear in mind that I've only met her once in my life (she's a year older than me), but in my country it's pretty common for pretty or rich girls to marry foreign guys with passports and come to America or England or w/e. The whole situation is rather bizarre and uncomfortable, and the worst thing is I'm going back home for a month this summer. Will be super awkward, sometimes I feel like my life is a sitcom.

I have a plan though, was thinking of setting her up with cheese though I'm not sure New Zealand is any better a place to live in than Bangladesh.

You're not doing yourself any favors. At all.

Also, remember the 5 step method I showed you. Pink Moscato and Jameson

Mafewww wrote:Foolishly spent 17-20 as a Christian

First of all, lol. Second, what about before that? I lost my virginity when I was 14. I'm manc, but still.

Pretty boy like you should have nae trouble. Take advantage of drunk uni girls, m8. Soooo fucking easy.

Or better yet, go to America. If you sound English or Australian, you'll get so much attention you won't know what to do with it. They'll be asking you to say certain words and then giggle when you do. Fuckin annoying but they're really into you. Trust.

Or how bout a girlfriend, ffs? Sweeten up some nice, unsuspecting lass and have a go at an actual relationship and it's bound to happen eventually. Once you conquer your fear, after the first few times sex is pretty much casual. Just get some confidence, fam.

And don't listen to Sephi, I'm almost certain he's a rapist.

I hate how in todays society sex is supposed to make you cool. Sure its an experience eveyobe wants but you arent really missing anything. All the excitment is in the moments leadibg up to it and not in the act itself.

And while we are on the subject its incredibly awkward. Thrusting into someones body like an animal and Making stupid faces and noises because it feels good. And what are you supposed to do after? Talk about it...pretend it never happened?

All the work needed to put into it isnt
worth the few seconds of pleasure after. Whether youre trying to pick some cunt up or youre trying to convince your stubborn wife to put down the fucking anime comics.

What a weird species we are.

I thought everyone stopped giving a shit about how many
people you'd slept with after the age of about 21

Darko Iulo wrote:trying to convince your stubborn wife to put down the fucking anime comics.

Tell us more

LiquidFuze wrote:I have a plan though, was thinking of setting her up with cheese though I'm not sure New Zealand is any better a place to live in than Bangladesh.

new zealand is like second in education

your education system was the taliban but you had to quit before they killed you for being a poof

Deese wrote:I thought everyone stopped giving a shit about how many
people you'd slept with after the age of about 21

amongst guys yeah

girls still wanna know

Mafewww wrote:I got too much self respect to do a sk00p

skoop is a real nigga

Darko Iulo wrote:I hate how in todays society sex is supposed to make you cool.

It may be wrong but it's been like that since the beginning of time. Boys will be boys.

Darko Iulo wrote:Sure its an experience eveyobe wants but you arent really missing anything. All the excitment is in the moments leadibg up to it and not in the act itself.

I don't about you, but I still very much enjoy sex, including the foreplay.

Darko Iulo wrote:And while we are on the subject its incredibly awkward.

Not if you're not awkward or a virgin.

Darko Iulo wrote:Thrusting into someones body like an animal

We are animals.

Darko Iulo wrote:and Making stupid faces and noises because it feels good.

lol

Darko Iulo wrote:And what are you supposed to do after? Talk about it...pretend it never happened?

High 5 her and go to sleep. Or just cuddle or some shit.

Darko Iulo wrote:All the work needed to put into it isnt worth the few seconds of pleasure after.

It's not work if you enjoy it.

Darko Iulo wrote:Whether youre trying to pick some cunt up or youre trying to convince your stubborn wife to put down the fucking anime comics.

m8, that's awesome, what does she read? Is it Shingeki no Kyojin? Love that shit. Can't get enough.

Darko Iulo wrote:What a weird species we are.

Yep.

I swear my gf is a nymphomaniac, she wants it more than me... My dick needs a rest man!

Mafewww just wait for a relationship rather than a quick bang, don't look for a GF at Church and pretend to care even when you don't.

Pedo liquid helps children while wanting to fuck them, as well go back home to fuck his cousin.

CHEESE MAH NIIGGGAAH

Sk00p wrote:Mafewww just wait for a relationship rather than a quick bang, don't look for a GF at Church and pretend to care even when you don't.

ahaha fuck this he's just saving them for himself

just run about poking at whatever looks like business

I don't do church anymore nigggaaaa cos it's batty as fuck
I only stayed there as long as I did cos I had a worldy

Anyway, it's not like I'm not trying you fucks, shit just ain't going my wayyyyyyyyy

After reading this topic, I can safely say I never ever want to visit Bangladesh.

@Sk00p "I swear my gf is a nymphomaniac, she wants it more than me... My dick needs a rest man!"

Lucky sod ahahah

If worst comes to worst Matt, I hear Liquid's sister is BANG-A-BLE

Darko Iulo wrote:
All the work needed to put into it isnt
worth the few seconds of pleasure after. Whether youre trying to pick some cunt up or youre trying to convince your stubborn wife to put down the fucking anime comics.

What a weird species we are.

Anime COMICS? COMICS??? Are you kidding me???? It's called MANGA. And it's a precious artform.

Also easy for you to say sex is overrated, you're married!

When you work and then realise you have only 3 hours left before its time to sleep theres other things youd rather do I guess.

@hazy idk she literally has 3 bookshelfs full of those comics. Some are extremely girly and others are about wolves in space.

Also Death Note is the the greatest and only cartoon anyone should watch.

Darko Iulo wrote:When you work and then realise you have only 3 hours left before its time to sleep theres other things youd rather do I guess.

I feel you, brother, I've been there.

Darko Iulo wrote:@hazy idk she literally has 3 bookshelfs full of those comics. Some are extremely girly and others are about wolves in space.

Also Death Note is the the greatest and only cartoon anyone should watch.

I don't know man, there's, like, 5 or 6 tbh.

1. Death Note
2. Attack on Titan (made by the same people who made Death Note, btw)
3. Cowboy Bebop
4. Avatar
5. Adventure Time
6. Kill la Kill

Those are the only ones I can still enjoy in my grand old age of 23. Also old Spongebob was the best.

sk00p is obvs dating John Terry.

Sk00p is John Terry

that would make a ton of sense.

I thought you said Avatar was the greatest thing ever.

I remember watching this one about a serial killer in Germany. I forget the nane but its supposedly being adapted into an HBO series. idm if theyre still doing it but that one had a Death Note feel to it. I think it was called Monster or something.