Official Board Awards 2014 Discussion

[LiquidFuze]

Since the time to move to the 15 board is rapidly approaching, it's time to start preparing for the awards this year. We've (me, Matt, & Stam) been discussing it for a few days, and this is the list of current awards as well as some ideas for new ones. Just share your thoughts and if you have any ideas, feel free.


The Joey Barton Award for: 'Worst Poster'


The Barcelona B Award for: 'Best Newcomer'


The Joe Kinnear Award for: 'Worst Newcomer'


The LOLiga Award for:'Best Topic'


The Emile Philip Heskey Award for: 'Biggest Troll'


The Portsmouth Supporter's Award for: 'Most Passionate'


The Gary Neville Analysis Award for: 'Most Knowledgeable'


The Modric Award for: 'Most Underrated'


The Mario LADotelli Award for: 'Most Entertaining'


The Ricky Gervais Award for: 'Funniest User'



The Selphi Classic Award for: 'Dumbest Poster'


New awards


The Malky Mackay Award for 'Biggest Cunt'


The Pink Real Madrid Kit Award for 'Most Flamboyant'


The Pardew Award for 'Best Meltdown'



Optional:

Fernando Torres Medal for 'Gone but Never Forgotten'

[Mafewww]

We ain't discussed shit you little rat

[tuna che culo]

im assuming i retired the funniest poster award

its better when its mostly about paying people out anyway

[tuna che culo]

kinnear is a dated reference for a good award

work on that

[Sk00p]

Matt and Aqib Slumdog v2 Patel are working together as friends to bring us the awards awwwww

Why don't you do the fuck off back to India and not post on gamefaqs, you smelly cunt award?

[tuna che culo]

i think his temper tantrum break made me appreciate racism again

[LiquidFuze]

We ain't discussed shit you little rat

Yeah we did, I sent you like 5 messages on PSN

[Mafewww]

fuck off did you

[LiquidFuze]

Also, nominating Randomtaco as worst new user. Pretty cringe how desperately he's trying to emulate everyone else

[St Bernabeu]

Hardman to retain the Joey Barton award. I'd almost make a motion to have the name of the award changed into his name. I might bring it up again if he get it three times running, which at this rate should be no problem at all.

[tuna che culo]

We ain't discussed shit you little rat

Yeah we did, I sent you like 5 messages on PSN

ps4??

[LiquidFuze]

We ain't discussed shit you little rat

Yeah we did, I sent you like 5 messages on PSN

ps4??

I wish. I'm not gonna drop money on PS4 until next year.

[hardman2k7]

Also, nominating Randomtaco as worst new user. Pretty cringe how desperately he's trying to emulate everyone else

is he that new? i got the impression he was an older user on a new account, idk

[Sk00p]

matt is Randomtaco the one who used to stick it up me bum?

[tuna che culo]

one..?

[Sk00p]

Cheese your boring now

[Mafewww]

Hahaaaa

[tuna che culo]

how do you suggest i jazz it up

[LiquidFuze]

If any one here is poverty like me and has a PS3, please tell me and we can play FIFA 15 together and be best friends

[Claude]

it's hard to decide who's the best when 60% of the board is everyone posting like gunner to try and be funny and 40% tired arguments with hardman

Also, nominating Randomtaco as worst new user. Pretty cringe how desperately he's trying to emulate everyone else

I concur with this though, he's the absolute worst for it

[Gunner]

In that case it's better to just give all the awards to me

[Stam]

Yeah that obviously happened. Good joke Aqib, m8.

[Darko Iulo]

"^I don't mind racist jokes but usually they're funny. But you're not funny, just a skinhead chav rentboy who can only dream of ever getting as many girls as wet as i do. You are nothing to me you little bitch boy."


The only award that should be given is post of the century. Which is what the above quote is. Literally had me in tears when I read that. There's just no topping that ever. Well done.

[Sk00p]

How can that be post of the century you Bosnian cunt, stick to being a boring cunt who thinks fun is for idiots, while your life revolves around impressing a gamefaqs board which you failed at because everyone thinks you are a boring idiot.

Atleast the stuff I say has proof to back it up, I've never been a skinhead, a chav or a rentboy and I know that I get more pussy than a smelly cunt who needs to ask advice about girls because he has no idea what the fuck he is doing with them and is used grooming them and telling them there are sweets at home doesn't work on adults.

[tuna che culo]

but the fact that he is a virgin or whatever is what makes that line so funny

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