Need advice again 2015 edition

.

girl 2 likes you and you have the upper hand. somehow

if you dont want to go to the coffee shop just change the plans, it will work in your favour

you arent cheating on a girl you arent even close to being in a relationship with

also, can you please, in detail, describe what you mean when you say 'messing around'

thank you

and im a bit embarrassed about that clip

oh right and the advice is to keep pretending you have a relationship with this other girl in front of girl 2. you can talk about her but dont talk about your relationship, because there isnt anything there to talk about, just be vague about it. just see girl 2 like you would date anyone with the confidence that comes from the knowledge that:

a] the expectation for another cringeworthy kissing scene is delayed at least a few dates
b] she thinks (and it seems) that she likes you more than you like her

.

im not going to read all of that but from the situation you explained pretty much anything you do other than kiss her is awkward or wrong

fucking hell, you kissed a girl on the cheek and confirmed that you both like eachother and you think your dating already?
And now your shitting it over meeting up with somebodyelse when you aren't even seeing/dating this other girl yet?
fuck me
That whole 'strong sentimental value' paragraph just comes across as fucking creepy and just reaks of rapist/killer

I hope you have bipolar disorder or some shit because nobody could like the creepy guy youve portrayed in these posts holy shit

The situation has since resolved itself thanks for the help lads

except Mafewww who mostly just insulted me

If she were to 'break up with you' you strike me as the kind of guy who would kidnap her until she loved you

Mafewww wrote:If she were to 'break up with you' you strike me as the kind of guy who would kidnap her until she loved you

All jokes aside, I actually do have some questions you may be able to answer. I didn't just kiss her on the cheek, I told her I liked her and asked her if she felt the same way. She said she did and seemed to enjoy me embracing her.

Does that NOT mean we're dating now? I mean...how the fuck am I supposed to know? Is there a contract we both sign? This isnt part of my culture dude, I'm not a rapist/killer i'm just very inexperienced.

dating just means you're... yknow... going on dates

traditionally you date someone because you like them or might like them

but you're not dating this girl. you don't even know where she is

dating comes before you commit to a relationship, and you aren't even dating yet

so you're in the clear to do what you want

i get it though, you're just nice. i was like that too. you just need a few goes at this whole deal before you figure out why what you're doing/thinking of doing now is wrong, and then you'll kick yourself at all the missed chances

but that seems like a while off for you so dont worry

.

This would be believable of you weren't an idiot and also if we didn't know you were a dirty Indian with filthy curry rotting in your pores.

No girl would like someone that looks like you

You dont even know what I look like

and if she didnt like me dousing her cheek with the affectionate embrace of my lips she would hav moved out of the way

Liquid lives in an imaginary world where he is a handsome young white american man who is studying at Harvard university, with a nice part time job at a golf club, and a glittering sex life, and he has now met a stunning cute girl of the same age, and they are soon to by a nice apartment overlooking new york city which they will have the best and most romantic sex in for years to come before moving on to a 5 bedroom home with a couple of cute kids and a high class job which sees dad of the year liquid raking in money to bring home to his beautiful kids and stunning wife.

In the real world, liquid is a jobless, brown asian tramp living on the streets of some dirty american town, his mother used to beat him and his father used to molest him, they have now left their accident son named aqib, who has nearly every disease under the sun and is on the run from the law for stealing a can of tomatoes and being a child molester, with the trampy prositute he idolises who looks somewhat similar to warthog's arse

i think i'm going to stop sharing my personal problems on this board

that one was pretty good though, stam stepped it up

it was a joke liquid chill out

i didn't realise how long those sentences were though lol

Lol I missed out on this cunt talk bullshit again, imagine thinking people actually like him and are not put off by his slumdog smell.

Liquid has no friends, this is why he seeks approval from us ALL THE TIME, it leads me to believe he is just a smelly paki who lives in his mum's house making sweaters with his brothers and sisters