How many dates would you wait before telling someone you love them?

Imagine thinking any of this is real

None of you will ever get pics. I'm shy as is guys and she's pretty ugly to say the least.

We saw The Imitation Game today. I was late again, just like I was on the first date because I'm a fucking tool. I also had to piss through the whole movie because I'm such a pussy, and through coffee afterwards. I had originally wanted to put my hand around her during the movie and I wore expensive colon for that purpose, and I think it would have been received well as she was into internal organs. I think this girl is into me Or is also a serial killer

Anyway, today was still pretty awkward. I suck at socializing and conversation. Still, I think we managed to have a good time. Now here's the kicker. I don't see her for like a little over a month until next semester which I will fap constantly on the many pictures I took of her when she didn't know who I was Anyway I decided not to be a gigantic vagina like what my mum has.

I gathered up my courage. At the train station, as her train was coming, I put my hands on both of her shoulders, looked in her eyes and said "Mary-Anne-Leigh, I really like you. Do you feel the same way?"

And she said that she didnt. Then I sort of leaned in, and she leaned away to. I admit I didn't handle this as well as it should. I've seen this in lots of movies, and I think she expected her to love me even though she said no and that I would have kissed her around the mouth, but instead I slightly awkwardly went in for a hug. Then I turned my head and kissed her In her mouth. She pushed me in disgust, I feel ashamed and anxious as the other passengers stand laughing and pointing at me. Mary-Anne-Leigh then turns to me and says "fuck off, you paki rapist. I panic, with the feeling of a thousand eyes watching, I run home without opening my eyes to look back.

It was the best 2 seconds of my life. Her lips was soft like the Winter's first snow. I actually slightly pissed myself from the excitement Of mouth raping that girl. Overall it was a good day for those of you who have been supportive helpful which was actually a lot of you, I appreciate it. Today I am a Sunjay of Rape Y'al.

This is what really happened Sunjay admited it

lol Mary-Anne-Leigh, unreal