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LiquidFuze wrote:My name is Kasmila, and I'm a Pakistani thru and thru but im not a traitor. i sport barac because i have a house there wich i go to on weeknds to c them play live. i even have one of xavi's pubic hairs! my girlfirend won miss pakistan and every weeknd aftr games i rim her till she cums out of her rectum, oooohh i love that filthy bich.  any1 GunNa wach the game tommora? meelan vs citee

haven't watched citee play in ages, any chance of seeing Nigrido or Novas? they're probably out touring with the national team though

since bRacelona's defeat to bayern (i refer to the 4-0 schellacking, not the second loss at the camp nououou or the most recent 2-0 loss), i literally can't watch a bayern game it makes me crenge insid bunch of luky nazi cretins

Speaking of things that would make one cringe.........

^none of that post is true, except for the Barca part (edit: not the part about xavi's pubic hair you fucking cunts, i meant about supporting barcelona)

Also, rimjobs are gross and probably lower your life expectancy. L0l, I am into some really erotic stuff that I would never admit to my friends or family but rimming is just too extreme for me soz. But i assume Mafewww enjoys being rimmed since he edited my post.

I'm gunna fucking ban you for wrongly accusing me you spastic cunt

Mafewww wrote:I'm gunna fucking ban you for wrongly accusing me you spastic cunt

Okay if it wasn't you, then who else has admin powers and likes rimjobs?

I'm cvboybj.I'm probably the youngest person here.I came to the FIFA boards in April 2013.I've learned many things from you guys.I'm an Arsenal FC fan.I try not to be an over-supportive fan.My experience so far has been fun.Thanks guys.

lol

How old are you

@tuna:whats so funny
@gunner:if i told u your mouth would drop.im really young.Im between the age of 1-16.guess

are you 15

nope close

I let liquids mum rim me after a vindaloo has gone through me

10

older

14

younger

10

Sk00p wrote:I let liquids mum rim me after a vindaloo has gone through me

take it easy mate, make fun of me all you want but leave my mom out of it

OK, here's the real deal about me;

My name is Jaron.I have been watching it & playing since Pre-K.I am(by far) the best player in my class(of 18)kids.I play for my school's Under-19. Because there aren't enough people for a Under-15 team. My greatest memory was when I was 10 playing U-12. I scored 4 goals. We won 15-2. Usually our school mixes boys & girls but,we play against only boys. Anyway our school is usually one of the worst teams in the league. I usually have to play in an older age group than my real age. I am short for my age & have to face big guys. I am usually afraid to take on them. I really need more courage of dribbling. I love playing the sport really.

I love watching soccer/football. I remember going on FSC(Fox Soccer Channel) anytime I could watch tv. I also watched Serie A but not as much. My biggest memory was watching Arsenal vs. Liverpool in the Last 8 of the UCL sometime back. Main Walcott's amazing assist. I remember my Dad saying,"Cesc Fabregas" I always thought that he was saying what Fabregas says, because Cesc sounds like says.

I'm not post personal info cause I sometimes wonder what Liquid does on his free-time.

Please understand that is 100% true. I'm being serious for once........and don't forget...wait for it..........wait for it..........f--- lvp.

what the fuck kind of fruit name is jaron

My Name is RandomTaco aka Beemario or BaronNugget or you can just call me Tom or TLE as that is the acronym for my full name.

I live in a north western town called Widnes, which is a bit like Chernobyl, the only difference is that the people in Chernobyl had the sense to leave.

I support yawnited, as I am always tired, OT is easy to get to on the train and I enjoy watching them. I don't like Liverpool as they are a bunch of murdering  deluded bindippers am i rite? I don't like City as they are a bitter bunch who obsess over my beloved team but City supporters like Gothic make cucumbers go green with envy, I also dislike Leeds because one of their fans threw hot soup at me at Bellend Road once, which scolded the entire back of my neck. Wankers. I also dislike Chelsea, as I am a human being.