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Post by LiquidFuze Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:41 pm

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Post by Mafewww Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:17 am

top fucking percentage

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Post by Hazy Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:09 pm

top bants, jim
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Post by Darko Iulo Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:57 am

LiquidFuze wrote:Hey, I'm gonna "roast" people too. I actually always wanted to do this, but I never got a chance in HS because I was on the receiving end. I'll say something mean first and then something nice second. In no particular order:

Mafewww: The day you were born the doctor said: "Oh my god, there's a cunt coming out of a cunt's cunt!"
But you are very knowledgable on Italian football and your little bouts of extreme rage always assure me I'm posting on the right forum.

Selphi: You have more social networking profiles than any male or female I know. You spend more time posting about your life than actually living it, boom roasted.
But you're a nice guy and you're fun to have around. The FIFA board would just not be the same without you. People tease you, but inside they care, really.

Claude: You support Liverpool. Boom roasted.
But seriously, you're another cool chap who's sort of laid-back and is usually nice/respectful to others. Help maintain the sanity of the board.

sk00p: You're a racist psychopath. Like, you have probably killed someone and dumped the body and never told anyone. I don't have anything positive to say about you since you keep trying to manipulate/troll me.

bionic: Bionic, lol, Deepak. Hahahahaha.
But you seemed like a nice guy when I first started posting. I'm sorry sk00p ruined it. I wish you posted more but since you don't I assume you died in one of the many political riots in our country.

Cheese: Honestly, nothing negative to say. Always nice to me from the beginning, his posts are refreshing and he's an all around cool chap. He's actually so nice that at times I've wondered if he likes men. Regardless, you're the best.  Amended, total cunt up there with the likes of Stalin and Rafael Nadal.

Val Jester: You're Black and you support Liverpool. What ship has never docked at Liverpool? The Premiereship, LOL.
But...you have great taste in movies and I know deep down all that negativity, you're a nice guy (probably).

T3rra: You are so unoriginal and boring that you pretended to be me. On that matter, I'm not an alt, seriously.
Just kidding, you're an awesome guy and should post more. Stop making fun of Barcelona.

abdou: You're a degenerate, probably haven't showered in days and I wouldn't trust you with my kids.

saiyen: For saiyen, allow me to quote an excerpt from Les Miserables: ""The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is one dog, which is killed by the mother, lest on growing up it should devour the other little ones. Give a human face to this dog son of a wolf, and you will have saiyen."
But you support Barcelona and you're my go-to-guy for discussing La Liga.

St Bernabau: I don't want to say anything harsh about Bernabeu since he's had a difficult, trophy-less season.
Despite you supporting the ultimate rivals, you''re nice to have banter with and recognize the greatness that is La Liga.

EvilMeatball: You are so bland I don't even know what to say.
But when you do post, you're a cool bloke so post more!

hardman: One day I was playing Skyrim and I found a dog in this swampy area. He looked disturbed, hungry, and emaciated. Taking pity on him, I struck him down with my sword. You are that dog.
But if you really aren't an alt, you're fun to have around and we enjoy your company! Despite of your...occasionally ludicrous opinions.


Well, that's all. I know there are more users, but I just did who came first and who I've actually interacted with. I hope no one takes any of this too seriously. To be honest, this board is the closest thing I've had to friends.

L0L, jk!!

To be fair most of this is true. Especially the parts about skoop, terra and AVB.

And you brown fuck I'm not black and don't support Liverpool. The irony in it is so obvious.
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Post by tuna che culo Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:47 pm

really thats all im getting? was it too over the top?

guess im going back to my short mindless 'gay' posts
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Post by TheSappy1314 Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:29 am

Aqib. I sometimes question your age. We're going to have to see an ID in the form of a passport, social security card, and your face
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Post by Sk00p Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:15 am

tuna che culo wrote:what the fuck did you say about me muhammad you filthy goat-fucking poon? how about i force feed you a barrel of your grandmothers special chilli-mud and have a bull fuck you up the arse to keep it in your intestines until they fucking boil? maybe when he is done you'll be pregnant with one of your precious fucking cows, that i eat a piece of nearly every goddamn day btw. i couldnt think of a dumber fucking animal to worship, you come from a long line of retarded alinigger tuskan-raiders and the line isnt stopping with you. so just keep working in your shitty taxi while you're on a long distance call with some other towelhead faggot talking your babba bindu bubu bullshit, sitting on your curry-burned arsehole, making just enough money to afford renting a couple of shit-stained walls in your parents dilapidated dirt shack. thats right, abdul and sanjay, your clit-chopped whore mother and your autistic snake-charmer father, stopping in at 7/11 to talk to habib about how ganesh gave ghandi magic powers through the tip of its eight cocks, trying to bargain down the price of a new head rag. i hope for your sake that dot on your head is a fucking self-destruct button you waste of life, sandnigger pakicunt.

Wow well played Jim, I don't think I can post something better about mr Patel than that, also lol @ mr Patel calling mafewww's mum a cunt
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Post by NathanLS7 Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:31 pm

Thanks Liquid.

tuna che culo wrote:what the fuck did you say about me muhammad you filthy goat-fucking poon? how about i force feed you a barrel of your grandmothers special chilli-mud and have a bull fuck you up the arse to keep it in your intestines until they fucking boil? maybe when he is done you'll be pregnant with one of your precious fucking cows, that i eat a piece of nearly every goddamn day btw. i couldnt think of a dumber fucking animal to worship, you come from a long line of retarded alinigger tuskan-raiders and the line isnt stopping with you. so just keep working in your shitty taxi while you're on a long distance call with some other towelhead faggot talking your babba bindu bubu bullshit, sitting on your curry-burned arsehole, making just enough money to afford renting a couple of shit-stained walls in your parents dilapidated dirt shack. thats right, abdul and sanjay, your clit-chopped whore mother and your autistic snake-charmer father, stopping in at 7/11 to talk to habib about how ganesh gave ghandi magic powers through the tip of its eight cocks, trying to bargain down the price of a new head rag. i hope for your sake that dot on your head is a fucking self-destruct button you waste of life, sandnigger pakicunt.

But LOOOOOL! This thread needs more of these. Not the racist thing obvi but the actual blazes.

2 lines in and I actually started laughing out loud. I shit you not.
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Post by NathanLS7 Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:35 pm

And Sephi, who's ugly mug have you put on your sig.

Guess you're in to that kinda shit
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