Re: *OFFICIAL* GTA V Thread

[Darko Iulo]

When you're driving in the left lane than a car from the far right lane runs into you trying to make a left turn, its just bad ai. This series has always had this problem.

[tuna che culo]

apparently cali drivers are fuckheads so maybe its intentional

[Hazy]

apparently yank drivers are fuckheads so maybe its intentional

fix'd, though LA has a genuine driving culture so there are many good drivers

but they're still american and the bad drivers far outweigh the good drivers

[tuna che culo]

look at the post gap you've managed

im being completely outnerded

[Hazy]

Fucking cunt America just had to wake up and ruin everything.

[W-racecar-M]

Do u guys play single player or online?WHy hasnt claude posted yet.his name has GTA in it

[mccalledin]

Sk00p keeping a cool head to deliver the evidence amidst the chaos.

[mccalledin]

My level 23 character just got deleted, feel quite sick.

[NathanLS7]

oh that happened to me.

dw he comes back. Well mine at least did.

Would be pretty pissed never the less tho

[Sk00p]

Sk00p keeping a cool head to deliver the evidence amidst the chaos.

You ran me over on that game mode as well

[Hazy]

tried to play a race but as usual, the fuckers just get into a dog pile while a few lucky ones didn't have their games ruined and are racing just fine. got fucking angry as hell and joined a new session. without warning i get a dunce cap and am labeled a bad sport and can't play with friends for two days. i'm selling this horrendous failure of a game while it's still valuable.

[Hazy]

- fucking five heists in SP
- broken multiplayer they made us wait 2 weeks for
- has been 2 weeks and it's hardly been fixed
- can't find a race to save my life
- on the rare occasion i do, some fucking faggot trolls think it's hilarious to just run everyone off the road as soon as the race starts
- no heists online and the only way to make even the slightest bit of money is to boost
- boosting is patched
- banned for 2 days for trying to defend myself and quitting troll race sessions

WOW
FUCKING AMAZING GAME
SUCH GOAT
FUCKING GOTY

[Sk00p]

Yeah ok Single player only having 5 heists was disappointing, was hoping you could do small heists, like it said Franklin maybe you can do one, one day!

Haven't had proems after the 2weeks patch.

You don't get put in low priority for 1 leave, stop being a faggot and leaving.
You need to man up and learn to drive.

In short, single player meh, online is fixed now and Hazylolyouisbad

[Hazy]

i've won more races than i've lost you thick cunt, this was my first time leaving cos it was the third time in a row i was stuck in a dog pile and some inbred cunts decided to fucking hit me over and over again completely ignoring the race

i'm assuming it also counted the times i blew up other people's cars in self defence

now i can't play with the #lads for 2 days

brilliant

i loved the criminally short singleplayer despite its severe lack of heists and defended this game to death because i expected big things from online but my patience is wearing really fucking thin

[LiquidFuze]

Man they took damaging other people's cars seriously. Have lost thousands upon thousands just because i got pissed and started killing the guy/guys trying to kill me. Srsly, self-defense shouldn't incur any penalties.

[mccalledin]

GB or man up Hazy.

[Sk00p]

Cheese is shit at Tennis

[tuna che culo]

fuck you man

[tuna che culo]

ill fuck everyones shit at golf

[Mafewww]

Golf meetup tomorrow?

[tuna che culo]

i dont want to back it up i just want to say im the best

but i will play if i happen to be on at the same time

[Darko Iulo]

- fucking five heists in SP
- broken multiplayer they made us wait 2 weeks for
- has been 2 weeks and it's hardly been fixed
- can't find a race to save my life
- on the rare occasion i do, some fucking faggot trolls think it's hilarious to just run everyone off the road as soon as the race starts
- no heists online and the only way to make even the slightest bit of money is to boost
- boosting is patched
- banned for 2 days for trying to defend myself and quitting troll race sessions

WOW
FUCKING AMAZING GAME
SUCH GOAT
FUCKING GOTY

This game really isn't that great as people are saying. Yes its better than most of the crap that's put out these days but Rockstar is the only developer that throws in some of the most obnoxious and inconvenient things in their games and everyone still thinks it's amazing.

Red Dead didn't seem to have annoying things. I guess maybe its a GTA thing. At this point between the retards online and the annoying things in SP this game feels like more of a chore to play.

[Hazy]

- fucking five heists in SP
- broken multiplayer they made us wait 2 weeks for
- has been 2 weeks and it's hardly been fixed
- can't find a race to save my life
- on the rare occasion i do, some fucking faggot trolls think it's hilarious to just run everyone off the road as soon as the race starts
- no heists online and the only way to make even the slightest bit of money is to boost
- boosting is patched
- banned for 2 days for trying to defend myself and quitting troll race sessions

WOW
FUCKING AMAZING GAME
SUCH GOAT
FUCKING GOTY

This game really isn't that great as people are saying. Yes its better than most of the crap that's put out these days but Rockstar is the only developer that throws in some of the most obnoxious and inconvenient things in their games and everyone still thinks it's amazing.

Red Dead didn't seem to have annoying things. I guess maybe its a GTA thing. At this point between the retards online and the annoying things in SP this game feels like more of a chore to play.

I don't know how they got everything so wrong. It's quite ridiculous. There's pretty much fuck all to do online now. Can't even make money because they want us to wait for the heists but I have a feeling I'll die before they fucking release those.

[Hazy]

Oh yeah, and what the fuck is up with the matchmaking in this game? I've been trying to find a deathmatch for hours and there's fuck all. What a mess.

[Mafewww]

Literally never had a problem with matchmaking, never had to wait more then a few minutes to get my hosted lobbies full.

Retards crashing you off the track; welcome to every racing game ever. Never played an online multiplayer racing game without that sorta shit. Luckily, I'm skilled enough to previal and can usually still finish top 3, even if I'm dead last before we even hit the 2nd checkpoint.

Also RE: Heists. I reckon in an ideal world, beachbum DLC and content creator would have come out within 2 weeks of the launch, with heists probably following around early November. Seems to me like BB&CC will be November releases, and Heists will probably end up being a Christmas present. As annoying as it is though, it's kinda understandable that they want it to be stable before they start straining it with more shit.

I lost my level40something a while ago, now I'm level 60. Still enjoying it, but gradually running out of things to do if I'm playing by myself, always fun with friends though. Testament to the game I guess, always wanting that next mod/gun/item/whatever.

[Hazy]

Literally never had a problem with matchmaking, never had to wait more then a few minutes to get my hosted lobbies full.

Retards crashing you off the track; welcome to every racing game ever. Never played an online multiplayer racing game without that sorta shit. Luckily, I'm skilled enough to previal and can usually still finish top 3, even if I'm dead last before we even hit the 2nd checkpoint.

Also RE: Heists. I reckon in an ideal world, beachbum DLC and content creator would have come out within 2 weeks of the launch, with heists probably following around early November. Seems to me like BB&CC will be November releases, and Heists will probably end up being a Christmas present. As annoying as it is though, it's kinda understandable that they want it to be stable before they start straining it with more shit.

I lost my level40something a while ago, now I'm level 60. Still enjoying it, but gradually running out of things to do if I'm playing by myself, always fun with friends though. Testament to the game I guess, always wanting that next mod/gun/item/whatever.

Not once since Online launched have I been able to get into a deathmatch, maybe it's cos I'm in free-aim lobbies all the time? I don't know. Getting into races isn't any easier. The only ones I don't have trouble getting into is the LS River one and the two in the middle of downtown. Red Dead's matchmaking was perf, why couldn't they keep that?

Forza 4 had annoying cunts (sometimes, even I was among cunts) but most lobbies were legit and people raced clean to win (dem Forza 4 drift lobbies). This game has an abundance of cunts though. Still in shock that I have more wins than losses though (think I have around 25 wins or so).

They're taking too long with everything. They released this shit way before it was ready with broken promises. My feelings are hurt and opinions of R* lowered. I'd like to pull off a fucking sick heist with the #lads before I'm 80.

This game is still the tits with friends, don't get me wrong. But when I've had a long day and lounge in my hammock wanting to fuck shit up and realise no one's really online, this game is pointless. Not fun at all when you're all lonely like

[Hazy]

Also I want to kill the fuck out of Simeon and Dom.

"SEND YOU THE DEETS, BRO!!!!!!!"

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