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Post by LiquidFuze on Sat May 24, 2014 5:04 pm

fukn shiete kekkkk

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Post by LiquidFuze on Sat May 24, 2014 5:11 pm

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Post by tuna che culo on Sat May 24, 2014 8:41 pm

speak my child
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Post by Stam on Sat May 24, 2014 9:21 pm

out with it we're all friends here.

except racecar, who keeps abusing me via pm for some reason
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Post by Deese on Sun May 25, 2014 1:40 am

Claude wrote:great thread, think this is my 2nd time legitimately using it

y'all are cool
even deese, just need to Cool It and turn down the hostility man yeeeeeeesh not necessary, we're all good

Aw thanks pal

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Post by Mafewww on Sun May 25, 2014 11:57 am

There's this girl I like which only came out of like a 10year relationship a few months ago and we hang out a helluvs lots but she ain't really for anything yet, how so I secure a win here?

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Post by LiquidFuze on Sun May 25, 2014 1:03 pm

My approach to women I like involves obsessing over them, getting drunk and writing poems and songs about them, getting angry and going to bars with friends, leaving early because I'm A: being approached by girls i don't like B: being hit on by gay dudes C: it's 11:30

i can't give you much advice Maf, but probably try doing the oposite of all those ythings
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Post by LiquidFuze on Sun May 25, 2014 1:12 pm

women are horrible for the msot part anyway man, theyre

like grizzly bears excdpet they have fucking pearly wrhite teeth
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Mon May 26, 2014 8:50 am

One Virgin giving sex advice to another virgin. Classic.

Just start texting or calling her less. Give her space to breath. Then ask her out. Go to a bar. buy some drinks. Don't get drunk. Take a walk. Do your thing. Girls aren't that bad if you don't come in with high hopes
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Post by Claude on Mon May 26, 2014 2:03 pm

LiquidFuze wrote:women are horrible for the msot part anyway man, theyre

like grizzly bears excdpet they have fucking pearly wrhite teeth

are you forgetting most of us live in britain
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Post by LiquidFuze on Mon May 26, 2014 3:07 pm

Claude wrote:
LiquidFuze wrote:women are horrible for the msot part anyway man, theyre

like grizzly bears excdpet they have fucking pearly wrhite teeth

are you forgetting most of us live in britain

lol

TheSappy1314 wrote:One Virgin giving sex advice to another virgin. Classic.

Just start texting or calling her less. Give her space to breath. Then ask her out. Go to a bar. buy some drinks. Don't get drunk. Take a walk. Do your thing. Girls aren't that bad if you don't come in with high hopes

i wasn't giving him advice man, i was just telling him what not to do

i'm surprised he's having trouble with girls at all, i thought he was rich he buys stylish clothing and shoes (to the point that one might question his sexuality)

where does Maf live anyway? he supports Juve so I assume somewhere in Italy, what are italian girls like?
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Mon May 26, 2014 3:42 pm

He lives in a small village in greater England. He supports Juve because his great grandmother once kissed a French diplomat who was friendzoned by an Italian waitress that served the founder of Juve a drink.
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Post by tuna che culo on Mon May 26, 2014 4:52 pm

he buys things niggers buy he isnt rich
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Post by LiquidFuze on Mon May 26, 2014 4:55 pm

tuna che culo wrote:he buys things niggers buy he isnt rich

using the N word is beneath you, he buys nice shoes so what? rich white kids wear the same jordans that black kids want to steal

taste isn't race-sensitive, buddy
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Post by Claude on Mon May 26, 2014 9:34 pm

lol I wear jordans and I'm not rich, doesn't mean anything
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Post by tuna che culo on Mon May 26, 2014 9:53 pm

everything is beneath me cunt
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Post by Mafewww on Mon May 26, 2014 11:03 pm

sapy y u cranked son#

and holy fuck liquid that was the most beta advice i've ever heard im not a fuckwit it's just a complicated as fuck situation son
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Tue May 27, 2014 2:10 am

just remember kids. Guns don't kill people. Niggers kill people.
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Post by Sk00p on Wed May 28, 2014 7:36 pm

Go places with her, just you.two, so she knows your a good option

Don't get friend zoned, don't leave it too late and don't go ginger
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Re: Drunk Thread

Post by Mafewww on Thu May 29, 2014 4:08 am

dont woz lads, she's stayed round a few times already, it's going in the right direction

im balla as fuck
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Post by Hazy on Thu May 29, 2014 4:54 am

Mafewww wrote:dont woz lads, she's stayed round a few times already, it's going in the right direction

im balla as fuck

it would be so funny if you just tried to rape her right now
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Post by tuna che culo on Sat May 31, 2014 2:44 am

polished off a bottle of vodka tonight

not even that drunk given my nationality

thought id sign in anyway
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Post by tuna che culo on Sat May 31, 2014 2:45 am

oh but my soccer club has a beer pong tourno tmrw so if anyone has any tips they are welcome
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Post by Darko Iulo on Sat May 31, 2014 4:04 am

jordans lol
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Post by Mafewww on Sat May 31, 2014 8:43 am

beer pong technique; it's all in the knees m8o
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Sat May 31, 2014 11:53 am

Get in their head, use your schlong
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Post by TheSappy1314 on Sat May 31, 2014 11:55 am

Went out the other night with a girl I like. She started craving wine so we walked to the liquor store. Closed. God why do they close them so early (11pm). Got a 6 pack of shitty wine coolers because she approved of them. (why do women like smirnoff ice?) Made out for what seemed like 10 minutes. Ended up being 2 hours long. Couldn't even hit third base. What a shame
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