Re: Drunk Thread

by LiquidFuze Sat May 24, 2014 5:04 pm

fukn shiete kekkkk

by LiquidFuze Sat May 24, 2014 5:11 pm

by tuna che culo Sat May 24, 2014 8:41 pm

speak my child

by **Stam** Sat May 24, 2014 9:21 pm

out with it we're all friends here.

except racecar, who keeps abusing me via pm for some reason

by **Deese** Sun May 25, 2014 1:40 am

Claude wrote:great thread, think this is my 2nd time legitimately using it

y'all are cool
even deese, just need to Cool It and turn down the hostility man yeeeeeeesh not necessary, we're all good

Aw thanks pal

by **Mafewww** Sun May 25, 2014 11:57 am

There's this girl I like which only came out of like a 10year relationship a few months ago and we hang out a helluvs lots but she ain't really for anything yet, how so I secure a win here?

GG lads
TY
No. Re

by LiquidFuze Sun May 25, 2014 1:03 pm

My approach to women I like involves obsessing over them, getting drunk and writing poems and songs about them, getting angry and going to bars with friends, leaving early because I'm A: being approached by girls i don't like B: being hit on by gay dudes C: it's 11:30

i can't give you much advice Maf, but probably try doing the oposite of all those ythings

by LiquidFuze Sun May 25, 2014 1:12 pm

women are horrible for the msot part anyway man, theyre

like grizzly bears excdpet they have fucking pearly wrhite teeth

by TheSappy1314 Mon May 26, 2014 8:50 am

One Virgin giving sex advice to another virgin. Classic.

Just start texting or calling her less. Give her space to breath. Then ask her out. Go to a bar. buy some drinks. Don't get drunk. Take a walk. Do your thing. Girls aren't that bad if you don't come in with high hopes

by Claude Mon May 26, 2014 2:03 pm

LiquidFuze wrote:women are horrible for the msot part anyway man, theyre

like grizzly bears excdpet they have fucking pearly wrhite teeth

are you forgetting most of us live in britain

by LiquidFuze Mon May 26, 2014 3:07 pm

Claude wrote:
LiquidFuze wrote:women are horrible for the msot part anyway man, theyre

like grizzly bears excdpet they have fucking pearly wrhite teeth

are you forgetting most of us live in britain

lol

TheSappy1314 wrote:One Virgin giving sex advice to another virgin. Classic.

Just start texting or calling her less. Give her space to breath. Then ask her out. Go to a bar. buy some drinks. Don't get drunk. Take a walk. Do your thing. Girls aren't that bad if you don't come in with high hopes

i wasn't giving him advice man, i was just telling him what not to do

i'm surprised he's having trouble with girls at all, i thought he was rich he buys stylish clothing and shoes (to the point that one might question his sexuality)

where does Maf live anyway? he supports Juve so I assume somewhere in Italy, what are italian girls like?

by TheSappy1314 Mon May 26, 2014 3:42 pm

He lives in a small village in greater England. He supports Juve because his great grandmother once kissed a French diplomat who was friendzoned by an Italian waitress that served the founder of Juve a drink.

by tuna che culo Mon May 26, 2014 4:52 pm

he buys things niggers buy he isnt rich

by LiquidFuze Mon May 26, 2014 4:55 pm

tuna che culo wrote:he buys things niggers buy he isnt rich

using the N word is beneath you, he buys nice shoes so what? rich white kids wear the same jordans that black kids want to steal

taste isn't race-sensitive, buddy

by Claude Mon May 26, 2014 9:34 pm

lol I wear jordans and I'm not rich, doesn't mean anything

by tuna che culo Mon May 26, 2014 9:53 pm

everything is beneath me cunt

by **Mafewww** Mon May 26, 2014 11:03 pm

sapy y u cranked son#

and holy fuck liquid that was the most beta advice i've ever heard im not a fuckwit it's just a complicated as fuck situation son

by TheSappy1314 Tue May 27, 2014 2:10 am

just remember kids. Guns don't kill people. Niggers kill people.

by Sk00p Wed May 28, 2014 7:36 pm

Go places with her, just you.two, so she knows your a good option

Don't get friend zoned, don't leave it too late and don't go ginger

by **Mafewww** Thu May 29, 2014 4:08 am

dont woz lads, she's stayed round a few times already, it's going in the right direction

im balla as fuck

by Hazy Thu May 29, 2014 4:54 am

Mafewww wrote:dont woz lads, she's stayed round a few times already, it's going in the right direction

im balla as fuck

it would be so funny if you just tried to rape her right now

by tuna che culo Sat May 31, 2014 2:44 am

polished off a bottle of vodka tonight

not even that drunk given my nationality

thought id sign in anyway

by tuna che culo Sat May 31, 2014 2:45 am

oh but my soccer club has a beer pong tourno tmrw so if anyone has any tips they are welcome

by Darko Iulo Sat May 31, 2014 4:04 am

jordans lol

by **Mafewww** Sat May 31, 2014 8:43 am

beer pong technique; it's all in the knees m8o

by TheSappy1314 Sat May 31, 2014 11:53 am

Get in their head, use your schlong

by TheSappy1314 Sat May 31, 2014 11:55 am

Went out the other night with a girl I like. She started craving wine so we walked to the liquor store. Closed. God why do they close them so early (11pm). Got a 6 pack of shitty wine coolers because she approved of them. (why do women like smirnoff ice?) Made out for what seemed like 10 minutes. Ended up being 2 hours long. Couldn't even hit third base. What a shame

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