To invite Nard or not to invite Nard? That is the question.

Darko Iulo wrote:I like how people are still voting as if I'm not already here.

how do you know who voted which way?

C'mon, Bitchnia. You should learn to laugh once in a while. You shouldn't be concerned about Bernie bringing you up in multiple topics. Or is it just that you don't like the taste of your own medicine?

An Indian trying to insult somebody. What was that you were saying earlier about irony?

A filthy, ugly, curry smelling man, from a filthy, ugly, cow shit smelling country, trying to insult someone. At least be able to afford a pair of shoes before you open your mouth.

Now before you go on about racism, take a step outside, breath in that wonderful Indian air. And tell me that smell doesn't make you want to kill yourself.

*pulls up a chair*

Well, this is off to a flying start.

This should be interesting....

God damn...

lol Too easy. Do you have "Defensive Mode" buttons all over your body?

A Bosnian having been made to run away to live in dog shelters in a number of countries as a refugee, now living in..... Brooklyn, is it? Oh, this is the Mt. Everest of irony and hypocrisy.

Keep it coming, Turd Dog. You love showing that you have no self-respect. Do yourself this one favor... don't let your fiance see what you are. He will be so devastated.

OHHHHHHH SNNNNNAAAAAAPPPPP

Nard's turn....

I did not see this coming...

Hahahahaha. Gotta love internet drama

Cranked to the max

>turd dog

AHAAA

This is better than Game of Thrones

You guys clearly missed the point of this whole thing. A topic about inviting me or not because I'm an ass quickly turns into an argument when I start posting.

I was only messing around. But bionic i you do usually get mad whenever someone disagrees with you. You're probably going to respond with some not funny insult but idc. I've always liked you and thought you were pretty smart.

I'm in LA btw. 90210 if you want to be exact. You should know that zip code. Far from a dog shelter.

bitchnia

lol

I smell bullshit.

Nard. I'll put all that crap behind us if you do the same.

To new beginnings.

Of course. If I offended you sorry. I've had a rough time in life recently and my jackasseness bleeds through here. Mostly problems with my stupid fiance.

But anyway, new beginnings.

bionic on the other hand...

Bionic on the other hand has some issues. Anytime you mention something about Barcelona is pants explode and goes off on a rant. Then he will come up with ssome stupid word to call you. For example "invertabrae."

South Indians I don't really like. What is in the water there? They look like monkeys, and they just stare at you. As if you're the ugly one.

Let's analyze this....

1. Angry red cheeks - check.

2. Overly Defensive characteristics - check.

3. Multiple sessions of feel-good chat - check.

4. Unpredictable mood-swings - check.

5. Over-compensating for personal issues - check.

6. Lying - Check.

Conclusions - Raging PMS.

Bitchnia Semenovsky, make sure you're using the tampon on the right hole.

lol notbad.jpg

Now see I could come up with a harsh response but the fact that I'm not indian automatically makes me superior. So enjoy your little argument, and your lecture nobody reads.

I stopped taking you seriously as a person with any football intelligence the day you said John Terry played for West Ham.

And just a tip. If you're going to insult someones nationality, at least try and get it correct. I was born in Bosnia, that doesn't make me Bosnian. So the who "sky" thing really is stupid.

A bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking, insignificant microbe such as yourself will claim to be superior than even Buddha. But all that serves is to bring about a minor giggle from an audience expecting a good session of Standup Comedy. The fact that you started these racist slurs when we didn't have any sort of an argument in Gfaqs couple of months ago, just 'cause you thought it was the "Hip" thing to do, automatically lowers your superiority to that of a world record holder who stoops to a new low that's humanly impossible, each and everyday (I'm talking about you breaking your own record). In fact, if you were really as superior as you claim to be, you wouldn't be trolling everyone and responding so angrily in the first place.

The thing you said about John Terry... now you must show me 'cause I distinctly remember saying John Terry's a cunt throughout his career when some delusional Chelsea fans were drawing behavioral comparisons between him and Wayne Rooney. Then, when you thought it'd be another "Hip" thing to do, before you converted to blowing your load every time Pirlo completes a pass, you said Lampard's better than Xavi to which I reminded you that Lampard was a donkey at West Ham, an opinion that every Chelsea fan shared back then when the club signed him over.

Finally, did I strike a nerve? Am I making your cry? Would you prefer Bitchaly Cockarucci Suckarini instead? Now, before I give you a chance to take the higher road, here's some advice which you must follow like Moses....

1. Don't troll when you don't like the taste of your own medicine.

2. Don't pretend to be an internet tough guy when you constantly discharge fluids on a weekly basis that you need a tampon for.

3. Don't get upset and take it out on others when your fiance doesn't put out his cock for you to suck on and doesn't want anything to do with your nimble noodle.

With that, you can consider that I'm done belittling your existence.

inb4TurdDog's"Speech"come-back.

Tldr

Probably wasn't funny anyway.