Re: Game of Thrones / ASoIaF Thread

by BraveV Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:49 am

I actually have a theory that Coldhands will be replaced by the Three Eyed Crow

Three Eyed Crow Identity Spoilers:

Spoiler:

by LiquidFuze Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:19 pm

Didn't read any of the posts since I'm afraid of spoilers, but man they're picking good songs for these trailers.

TWO WEEKS LADS!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKYEzmR92A

by **Mafewww** Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:14 am

Just caned through series 1-3 over the last week or two.

Tyrion, The Hound and Ned obvs are best characters
Daenrys has best scenes (I found the red wedding to be mildly underwhelming after having spent the last year hearing about how everyone lost their shit to it, still nuts but was expecting more) - and her getting her army and freeing them slaves at the end of S3 + the the score that plays in each of those scenes make them epic as fuck.
Tyrell bird is a grade A
Grown respect for Jaime but I can tell he's probably just going to turn into a cunt again now that he's back home
Joffrey is top lad
best line:
"you lookin at me arse John Snooooohw"

Which leads me to two questions;
Have they turned her into a parody of herself or some shit? Or made her some lolmeme? 80% of her lines include 'You knoooow noofin', 'John Snooooohw' or both
What's the deal with the retard Starke who gets like, 1 line a season? Fucking Hodor does more shit then him.
Also, the geezer who plays Hodor, if he went through acting school or whatever just to play a big bloke with one line then just kill yourself.

by Hazy Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:46 am

Mafewww wrote:Just caned through series 1-3 over the last week or two.

Tyrion, The Hound and Ned obvs are best characters
Daenrys has best scenes (I found the red wedding to be mildly underwhelming after having spent the last year hearing about how everyone lost their shit to it, still nuts but was expecting more) - and her getting her army and freeing them slaves at the end of S3 + the the score that plays in each of those scenes make them epic as fuck.
Tyrell bird is a grade A
Grown respect for Jaime but I can tell he's probably just going to turn into a cunt again now that he's back home
Joffrey is top lad
best line:
"you lookin at me arse John Snooooohw"

Which leads me to two questions;
Have they turned her into a parody of herself or some shit? Or made her some lolmeme? 80% of her lines include 'You knoooow noofin', 'John Snooooohw' or both
What's the deal with the retard Starke who gets like, 1 line a season? Fucking Hodor does more shit then him.
Also, the geezer who plays Hodor, if he went through acting school or whatever just to play a big bloke with one line then just kill yourself.

1. Correct
2. They try to make her the most likable character but she pisses me off with her high horse, thinking she's Baberaham Lincoln or some shit
3. Marge is the dog's bollocks
4. Jaime is top lad and he'll surprise you I think
5. Joffrey is GoT Joey Barton
6. Correct

Questions:

1. She's exactly the same as in the books, but more fit, I thought I was going to have an aneurysm if I read that fucking line one more time
2. He's a wee baby who is currently amassing an army of cannibals and unicorns
3. He's a gargantuan Irish LoL/DnD/WoW nerd who gets paid a fuck load of cash for repeating a line over and over again

by **Mafewww** Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:54 am

Ah fair, atleast he didn't drop a couple thousand on drama school just to play a massive, yet loveable, oaf

Speaking of irish, you ever seen interviews with Joffrey? Kids Irish it's fucking weird

by Hazy Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:05 am

Mafewww wrote:Ah fair, atleast he didn't drop a couple thousand on drama school just to play a massive, yet loveable, oaf

Speaking of irish, you ever seen interviews with Joffrey? Kids Irish it's fucking weird

Nah, fam's been a DJ for ages and started acting at age 35, Hodor being his first role.
Also appeared in Ripper Street with top sellsword Bronn.
Also in a Comic Con docu or some shit.
Also came out recently.

Yeah, he's Irish as feck and also the nicest guy in the world by all accounts. Giving up acting to study at Trinity. There's a video of him playing with a puppy.

by **Mafewww** Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:19 am

I'm never looking at GoT stuff on Youtube again
Saw two major spoilers within minutes of getting on there

fuck the world

by Hazy Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:00 am

Mafewww wrote:I'm never looking at GoT stuff on Youtube again
Saw two major spoilers within minutes of getting on there

fuck the world

That's rule #1 of GoT, did no one tell you that?

What were the spoilers?

by BraveV Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:07 am

Yeah I'd advise never to google anything to do with GoT unless you've read all of the books. The internet is dark and full of spoilers.

by Hazy Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:34 pm

I love the Hound.

by **Mafewww** Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:10 pm

Hound is still top.

by LiquidFuze Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:44 pm

That scene was by far the best of the episode. "If words keep coming out of that cunt mouth, I'm going to eat every fucking chicken here." Fuckiiiiin top shit.

by Hazy Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:34 pm

LiquidFuze wrote:That scene was by far the best of the episode. "If words keep coming out of that cunt mouth, I'm going to eat every fucking chicken here." Fuckiiiiin top shit.

Shut the fuck up.

by LiquidFuze Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:47 pm

Hazy wrote:
LiquidFuze wrote:That scene was by far the best of the episode. "If words keep coming out of that cunt mouth, I'm going to eat every fucking chicken here." Fuckiiiiin top shit.

Shut the fuck up.

Why don't you go fuck yourself first?

by Hazy Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:23 pm

LiquidFuze wrote:
Hazy wrote:
LiquidFuze wrote:That scene was by far the best of the episode. "If words keep coming out of that cunt mouth, I'm going to eat every fucking chicken here." Fuckiiiiin top shit.

Shut the fuck up.

Why don't you go fuck yourself first?

You go?

by **Deese** Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:26 pm

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

by mccalledin Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:41 am

The Hound and Arya going HAM!

by TheSappy1314 Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:53 am

Book Spoilers:

by mccalledin Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:29 am

lol top shit

by Hazy Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:39 am

TheSappy1314 wrote:
Book Spoilers:

It's the first episode, m8

They've deviated from the book so much they'll save it for a special occasion.

by TheSappy1314 Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:18 am

I don't think it's ever too soon. Imagine if it happened, considering all the speculation of "who will die next??!? D:"

by LiquidFuze Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:48 pm

What. The. Fuck.

by TheSappy1314 Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:36 pm

racecar is the king now

by TheSappy1314 Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:12 am

by mccalledin Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:35 am

RIP in Peace Joff

by **Mafewww** Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:16 am

fucking top boy lanni wtf

fuck this gay show

by TheSappy1314 Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:19 am

Jaime had three kings die on his watch. What a noob

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