Re: The Sephi Classics Thread

[Mishona]

I fucking hate clubbing.

Like, so much. Loud shitty music, shitty watered down beer, shitty prices and shitty plastic cups. I hate having to scream and shout to order a pint, getting no change from a fiver and wooping to the next god damn Imagine Dragons song that comes on next.

Much better places, like a quiet hip-hop bar or retro gaming bar near me. Good tunes, average prices and no screaming or shouting like a mong to be heard.

[Mishona]

I hate new-age DnB too, holy fuck is it awful.

Like, when I work and they put BBC Radio 1 on for 12 hours, 7pm to 7am. I like Drum/Drill and Bass and Glitchcore - But the shit they play is awful.

ESPECIALLY the "ARE U READYYYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!? *Vuvuzela* *BAVUUUUUM sirens* and "WHO ERE'S GOT TWITAH!?"

[Mafewww]

I would love a hip-hop bar in my town Q_Q

[Sk00p]

I like going to play pool, while having a few drinks.

Got someone birthday coming, typical she wants to go to a expensive club in Camden, although the expensive bar sounds ok

I'm going have Zebra

[Hazy]

I fucking hate clubbing.

Like, so much. Loud shitty music, shitty watered down beer, shitty prices and shitty plastic cups. I hate having to scream and shout to order a pint, getting no change from a fiver and wooping to the next god damn Imagine Dragons song that comes on next.

Much better places, like a quiet hip-hop bar or retro gaming bar near me. Good tunes, average prices and no screaming or shouting like a mong to be heard.

I hate new-age DnB too, holy fuck is it awful.

Like, when I work and they put BBC Radio 1 on for 12 hours, 7pm to 7am. I like Drum/Drill and Bass and Glitchcore - But the shit they play is awful.

ESPECIALLY the "ARE U READYYYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!? *Vuvuzela* *BAVUUUUUM sirens* and "WHO ERE'S GOT TWITAH!?"

Preach.

[LiquidFuze]

I've never been to a "club." I turn 21 next Sunday, I want to meet up with some friends and go to a bar and get drinks!! Hope they have water though, if I don't drink a shitload of water after doing shots, I get a terrible hanging over.

[mccalledin]

Man up.

[LiquidFuze]

Nothing manly about feeling like i've been hit by a train the next day!

[Sk00p]

Man up.

Come on, you know that's impossible.

The kid is a total faggot

[mccalledin]

I thought that was a regular feeling over there?

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[W-racecar-M]

look whos in this sig http://gamefaqs.com/users/cosmic_diabetic

[Mishona]

I fucking hate clubbing.

Like, so much. Loud shitty music, shitty watered down beer, shitty prices and shitty plastic cups. I hate having to scream and shout to order a pint, getting no change from a fiver and wooping to the next god damn Imagine Dragons song that comes on next.

Much better places, like a quiet hip-hop bar or retro gaming bar near me. Good tunes, average prices and no screaming or shouting like a mong to be heard.

I hate new-age DnB too, holy fuck is it awful.

Like, when I work and they put BBC Radio 1 on for 12 hours, 7pm to 7am. I like Drum/Drill and Bass and Glitchcore - But the shit they play is awful.

ESPECIALLY the "ARE U READYYYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!? *Vuvuzela* *BAVUUUUUM sirens* and "WHO ERE'S GOT TWITAH!?"

Preach.

I jus wanna go to a place with cheap drinks, not so sly weed and shoegaze all night.

[Hazy]

I jus wanna go to a place with cheap drinks, not so sly weed and shoegaze all night.

Amsterdam was delightful.

[Darko Iulo]

"nearly 50 goals in 50 games is standard for the likes of Suarez, RVP, Messi, Ronaldo, and even nobodies like Falcao. I don't recognize RVP to be anywhere near the level of Ibra or Suarez. Bofore RVP became the RVP we all know and fear, he was an injury prone wasterman. Before Suarez hit his current form, he was one of the world's best strikers, playing for a mediocre team. This season's RVP? Maybe Benteke, Remy, or Negredo. Suarez is a masterpiece in progress."

So much retard in this post

[TheSappy1314]

not to sound bitter, defensive, or bias, but I really rather discuss how for the last 5 seasons, Val_idiot has been on Ibra and Pirlo's cock, touting them the best striker and best midfielder in the world. Aguero lead City to Premier League glory? Doesn't matter, Ibra is the best. RVP scored more than 50 goals in two seasons? Doesn't matter, Ibra is the best. Iniesta proved to be the only person keeping Spain on top? Doesn't matter, Pirlo is the best. Sexy volleys and defense splitting passes mean nothing when you don't show up when you're needed. Ibra should be gutted he hasn't scored more for the most expensive team the world has ever seen. There's a reason why he never won the Champions League, because he made a career out of scoring highlight reel goals and compensating for his selfishness.

[TheSappy1314]

now you'll proceed to quote my "sexy goals and sexy passes line", and show me Ibra's assist record to counter the
"selfishness" remark. Then you're going to proceed to tell me 26 goals in 27 games is actually above average for the (quote unquote) "best striker in the world". Then you're going to tell me how many goals Ibra scored in 2008, and why he is actually the next Eusebio. Then you're going to say its not his fault he was overshadowed by Messi at Barcelona, or Trezeguet at Juventus. Then you'll proceed to quote how many league titles he won with each club, and how important he is for Sweden. Then you'll simply show me a youtube video or two displaying his ball control and passing and cite his martial arts background.

In the end, one or two other users will come in with their two cents and make either of two remarks:

"lol Val and his Ibra obsession"

or

"I prefer Suarez"

[tuna che culo]

"nearly 50 goals in 50 games is standard for the likes of Suarez, RVP, Messi, Ronaldo, and even nobodies like Falcao. I don't recognize RVP to be anywhere near the level of Ibra or Suarez. Bofore RVP became the RVP we all know and fear, he was an injury prone wasterman. Before Suarez hit his current form, he was one of the world's best strikers, playing for a mediocre team. This season's RVP? Maybe Benteke, Remy, or Negredo. Suarez is a masterpiece in progress."

So much retard in this post

maybe im from some weird island or something but none of that sounds that crazy to me

[tuna che culo]

Then you'll simply show me a youtube video or two displaying his ball control and passing and cite his martial arts background.

lol

[mccalledin]

"nearly 50 goals in 50 games is standard for the likes of Suarez, RVP, Messi, Ronaldo, and even nobodies like Falcao. I don't recognize RVP to be anywhere near the level of Ibra or Suarez. Bofore RVP became the RVP we all know and fear, he was an injury prone wasterman. Before Suarez hit his current form, he was one of the world's best strikers, playing for a mediocre team. This season's RVP? Maybe Benteke, Remy, or Negredo. Suarez is a masterpiece in progress."

So much retard in this post

maybe im from some weird island or something but none of that sounds that crazy to me

Not even the part comparing this seasons Benteke and Remy to RVP last year?

[TheSappy1314]

thanks papi culo, always knew I can count on you

[Darko Iulo]

"nearly 50 goals in 50 games is standard for the likes of Suarez, RVP, Messi, Ronaldo, and even nobodies like Falcao. I don't recognize RVP to be anywhere near the level of Ibra or Suarez. Bofore RVP became the RVP we all know and fear, he was an injury prone wasterman. Before Suarez hit his current form, he was one of the world's best strikers, playing for a mediocre team. This season's RVP? Maybe Benteke, Remy, or Negredo. Suarez is a masterpiece in progress."

So much retard in this post

maybe im from some weird island or something but none of that sounds that crazy to me

"Nobodies like Falcao." That nobody has been one of Europe's leading goal scorers for 3 seasons.

50 goals in 50 games is standard for RVP even though he had 2 seasons of good form and is an "injury prone wasterman." How is that standard for a wasterman? But you don't rate a 50/50 goalscorer as highly as others with the same stats? And if 50/50 for RVP is standard...then since Benteke, Remy, and Negredo are this years RVP then that means 50/50 is standard for those 3 as well.

Suarez iirc scored 12 or 13 goals a couple seasons ago. Which was before he hit his current form. Clearly not world class striker stats. Suarez hasn't ever scored 50 goals in 50 games so how can that possibly be "standard" for him?

Difference when I say Ibrahimovic is the best I use real stats that have actually happened rather than this made up crap this retard posts.

Same with Pirlo...although I have told his dumbass before that when I say he's the greatest of all time that's a hyperbole and even after I said that this moron went on about it again. Plus I give real stats and reasons to support what I say anyways.

And you are from a weird Island.

[TheSappy1314]

so much negative energy. I think you were thrown at a wall when you were a child and you never forgave society for it

[Darko Iulo]

No I just have a very low tolerance for idiots.

[TheSappy1314]

"low" is an understatement. Considering you call absolutely everyone an idiot.

[TheSappy1314]

If I wanted to discuss football with someone with your mentality, I would visit the local Eastern European retirement home.

[Darko Iulo]

I don't call everyone am idiot. I call people idiots who are obviously wrong or have difficulty reading between the lines and can't seem to figure out what I'm saying.

Or in your case come up with some ridiculous reasons to support your statements. At least however you do explain yourself...or try to. Sometimes you're right and I agree with you and you make valid points. Just in this particular topic your points were based on nothing but your own stats you created.

[TheSappy1314]

"I call people idiots who are obviously wrong"

"obviously wrong"

k, bye

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