Re: The Sephi Classics Thread

by Hazy Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:16 pm

I don't get that Gervinho shit but it makes me laugh

by Claude Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:28 am

The title race has ended. European qualification is on the horizon, and we've just survived one of the dullest Seasons in recent memory.

1. Rate your Team's starting XI (1-10)
2. Declare your club's MVP, and runner-up
3. Your club's goal of the season
4. Your club's signing of the season
5. Transfer wish list

Extra Discussions
1. Goal of the season?
2. Most entertaining league of the season?
3. PFA award winners for this season?
4. The true Top 3 players?
5. Give us your Balon D'or shortlist.

Ground Rules:
1. Don't let this get Chelsea'd
2. There are no rules

by **Stam** Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:32 am

I lol'd.

That's a bad thing btw, Seph.

by **Gunner** Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:43 am

Reus and Lewandowski wont leave. Dortmund have a great team dynamic. Gotze left because his release clause was triggered, and he had no other choice. Reus is a class player, but he wont make it anywhere else anytime soon, neither will Lewandowski. Their form depends on the team's form and Klopp knows all about that. Furthermore, Dortmund still wins titles regularly, so losing to Madrid in the semi final of the Champions League would be a ridiculous reason to leave.

classic Gunner assuming he's right. Lewandowski with the tap-in, Reus feeding off of the brilliant BVB teamwork

by **Gunner** Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:44 am

Well no fucking shit you right numpty. What the fuck do you think teammates are for?!?!?!?!?

by **Gunner** Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:56 am

I was on his **** (Hazard) because he single handedly won the Ligue 1, got scoring accolade, and won player of the year at such a young age. And he won consecutive records, which isn't done often. Reus, meanwhile, got one player of the year title, and a lot of goals. The difference is, I saw Hazard's worth, I haven't cared to watch Reus because he's only rising to prominence now

by **Gunner** Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:57 pm

So the ball flew to his foot, and he capatilized on the wide open space in front of him. Gomez scores like that all the time

by Darko Iulo Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:03 pm

I like how gunner accuses everygone of being obsessed but he's the only one bumping a topic about sephi.

by **Gunner** Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:24 pm

Yeah, it's not like thread's are here to be posted in. Silly me.

by tuna che culo Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:15 pm

gunner is gunning for some gazza cock

by **Deese** Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:22 pm

maybe gazza should write 'song for gunner'

by Sk00p Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:10 am

Gunner would like that

by TheSappy1314 Thu May 09, 2013 6:04 am

Holy god I died. Gunner, send me your address, i'll send you a box of chocolates and an autograph

by **Gunner** Thu May 09, 2013 12:40 pm

Only if you include a copy of Song for Gunner inside the box

by TheSappy1314 Thu May 09, 2013 12:52 pm

I'll write you a romantic song called "human entrails pulled from a woman's cunt"

by EvilMeatBallNL Thu May 09, 2013 1:09 pm

THANK GOD we don't have to face Raul Meireles, he's an absolute legend

by EvilMeatBallNL Thu May 09, 2013 1:10 pm

Van persie is absolutely terrible off the ball. I don't get how he ever scores a goal, his runs are great sometimes, his passes are lateral, and his defense is half-assed. He mostly just stays in the box while everyone else does work
The new Berbatov

missed the second half. Checked out the Opening goal.
Classic Robben. Attacking the defense only to cut in and shoot a side winder.
60% of the time, it works every time

by TheSappy1314 Thu May 09, 2013 1:19 pm

cmon. How do you hate on an Anchorman reference

by tuna che culo Thu May 09, 2013 4:52 pm

im guessing these mostly come from the matchday threads because i never see them

by **Gunner** Thu May 16, 2013 7:56 am

"Do national teams consider the Euro's a tinpot competition?"

by **Gunner** Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:28 am

It's like he stops for a while and then all of a sudden comes back even dumber

by TheSappy1314 Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:50 pm

by Sk00p Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:31 am

is he for fucking real, I'm getting this cunt banned from Gamefaqs and if I ever see the cunt, I'm going leave him uglier than he is now.

by TheSappy1314 Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:51 am

Looks like I have a whole fan base.

You couldn't hit me if you tried, cunt. I'd leave you in stitches, pissing from your mouth before you could lay a finger on me. You best mind your own business and just ignore me if you really find me that annoying, because your level of crankage exceeds any healthy amount.

by Mishona Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:32 am

TheSappy1314 wrote:I'll write you a romantic song called "human entrails pulled from a woman's cunt"

Was that a subtle Cannibal Corpse reference?

by TheSappy1314 Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:34 am

Mishona wrote:
TheSappy1314 wrote:I'll write you a romantic song called "human entrails pulled from a woman's cunt"
Was that a subtle Cannibal Corpse reference?

yes

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